A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Prescott,
sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded
blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting
staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, 'If you
gonna eat that, mind if I do?' The older cowboy slowly turns his
toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, 'Nah,
you go ahead.' Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the
bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He
nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The
sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the
The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.
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